"com along dorothy, we don't want any of THOSE apples"

ok, Last week I tried out for a play at my school. Were doing "Wizard of Oz." I really was hoping to get tinman. (He's my favorite character, and 'cause I hate wearing dresses, so that pushed out dorothy or Glinda). So if you ever have tried out for a play, You know what it feels like when you want something specific so you do anything possible to get it. Well, I downloaded the Tinman song on my shuffle. And I memorized it eyes closed. So I thought i was prepared for tryouts, turns out tryouts was a nervous wreck! I didn't have a clue we were suppose to sing in front of everybody!!*-*Even better, you had to sing the scarecrow song and I didn't know 1 sentence of that!!! So I panicked (at the disco) and I memorized like crazy!!!!! Some of my friends came up to me and there like "I won't sing until you go up and sing," LIKE I DON'T HAVE ENUF PRESSURE ALREADY!!! But for my sake to get it done with, and my friends who needed me, I pushed myself and went in front of everybody and started to sing. I think my heart jumped out of my rib cage and started to pump before my very eyes on the gym floor. I was scared to gutz!!! The judges said "thank you" and I had a seat, OMG OMG OMG, my heart is skipping a beat or 2 each time I try to beathe. "I did it!!!" So, you were sent home, and the direcoter was goin' to call certian people for callbacks. Unfortunatley, I wasn't called back for singing, but for acting. So I'm jumping up and down, Thinking, OMG OMG OMG, I might get a witch or something, Although i was upset that I wasn't going to get tinman. So callbacks felt like forever, trying out for different things. The final move was to wait till monday to find out what I was. MONDAY: I was picked up by my b.f.f and we drove to the skoole to find out what we were. I RAN as fast as a cougar when it targeted its prey. I search for my name on the list up on the window. I FOUND MY NAME pauses break my unexpected answer. ...... I'm a tree? :'( IM A TREE!!! So, Now I'm in the play "Wizard of oz" and im performing a .... Tree.